Women and Computers

                                      
   Five reasons computers must be female:

 5. No one but their creator understands their logic.

 4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for
 future reference.

 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
 incomprehensible to everyone else.

 2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative
 as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going

 to tell you."

 1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending

 half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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