A Week in Hell

                                      
   One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell.  As he is wallowing in
despair, he has his first meeting with a demon:
Demon:  Why so glum, chum?
Guy:  What do you think?  I'm in hell.
Demon:  Hell's not so bad.  We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a
drinkin' man?

Guy:  Sure, I love to drink.
Demon:  Well, you're gonna love Mondays then.  On Mondays, that's all we do
is drink.  Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab... we drink
till we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy:  Gee, that sounds great.

Demon:  You a smoker?
Guy:  You better believe it.
Demon:  All right!  You're gonna love Tuesdays.  We get the finest cigars
from around the world and smoke our friggin' lungs out.  If you get cancer,
it's okay... you're already dead.
Guy:  Golly!

Demon:  I bet you like to gamble.
Guy:  Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Demon:  Good, because Wednesday is gambling day.  Craps, blackjack, horse
races, you name it.  We even opened up a pai gow poker table. 
Guy:  Gosh, I never played pai gow before...

Demon:  Well now you can.  You like to do drugs?
Guy:  Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean...
Demon:  That's right!  Thursday is drug day.  Help yourself to a great
big bowl of crack.  Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do
all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's okay...you're already
dead.
Guy:  Neat!  I never realized that hell was such a swingin' place!

Demon:  You gay?
Guy:  Uh, no.
Demon:  Oooh, you're gonna hate Fridays.

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