The Ventriloquist

                                      
     A ventriloquist cowboy walked into a little Oklahoma town and saw a
 rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:
 Cowboy:   Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?
 Rancher:  Dawgs cain't talk.
 Cowboy:   Hey dog, how's it going?
 Dog:      Doin alright.
 Rancher:  (Extreme look of shock)
 Cowboy:   Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)
 Dog:      Yep.
 Cowboy:   How's he treat you?
 Dog:      Real good.  He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food,
           and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
 Rancher:  (Look of disbelief)
 Cowboy:   Mind if I talk to your horse?
 Rancher:  Horses cain't talk!
 Cowboy:   Hey horse, how's it goin?
 Horse:    Cool.
 Rancher:  (an even wilder look of shock)
 Cowboy:   Is this your owner?  (pointing at rancher)
 Horse:    Yep.
 Cowboy:   How's he treat you?
 Horse:    Pretty good, thanks for asking.  He rides me regularly,
           brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to
           protect me from the elements.
 Rancher:  (total look of amazement)
 Cowboy:   Mind if I talk to your sheep?
 Rancher:  (gesticulating wildly, and hardly able to talk).  Them
           sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!

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