NO. 10 Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena Bobbitt. Winner eats all. - Susan E. Schaefer, Beaumont, Calif. NO. 9 This gives new meaning to box lunch. - Loren Brunsvold NO. 8 Reporter: Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear? Holyfield: What? - Vivienne Moen NO. 7 Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled - John Corl, Rochester, N.Y. NO. 6 What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? You gonna eat that? - Mark Hunt NO. 5 Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory - Jay Hutchins, Longmont, Colo. NO. 4 Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, The snackfest in Budapest. - Terry Vance NO. 3 How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring. - Philip C. Ellis, Huntsville, Ala. NO. 2 Slogans for Tyson-Holyfield III The Third Gogh Around Dahmer vs. Psalmer The Last Supper Ear-Reconcilable Differences Grazing Bull You Wanna Piece of Me? Blood Sweat and Ears No Lobe Lost Bite of the Century---Because you're dumb enough to pay for it. - Tim Solley NO. 1 When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks were that it tasted like chicken. - Raul Rodriguez, Topeka, Kan.
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