The Statue

                                      
  A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband 
opening the front door.  "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She
quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum
powder.  
"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a 
statue."
     
What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly.  "The Smiths 
bought one for their bedroom.  I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No 
more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to 
sleep.
     
Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the 
kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.  
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something.  I stood like an idiot at
the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

 
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