SORRY!

                                      
     Apparently this person posted the Neimun Markus Cookie Recipe, and he
received some mail about it telling him that he was stupid for posting
the recipe and that type of thing.  

This is about the third time that he has apolgised on the 
alt.consumers.free-stuff newsgroup.  I'm starting to feel sorry
for the poor guy.  :-)

-- Nick


Newsgroups: alt.consumers.free-stuff
Subject: COOKIE APOLOGY SORRY--I'LL SLIT MY WRISTS AND DIE CAUSE I ACCENTLY WRONGED YOU
Date: 26 Aug 1995 04:55:39 GMT

I'M SORRY!! SOMEONE ASKED ME TO POST THIS ARTICLE, IT'S NOT MY STORY!!!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT REALLY CAME FROM.  SORRY FOR DOING ONE
LITTLE SHIT THING TO PISS OFF ABOUT 3 PEOPLE.  I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS
DOING WAS WRONG.SO,
SORRY SORRY SORRY       
SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
SORRY

KEEP THOSE FLAMES OUT OF MY MAIL BOX, AND LEAVE ME ALONE.  I WON'T POST
ANYTHING TO THIS GROUP EVER AGAIN, EVEN THOUGH I AM AN EDITOR OF A FREE
STUFF PAGE YOU PROBLY LIKE, I WON'T EVER POST ANY OFFERS HERE AGAIN.
SORRY FOR BREATHING, SORRY FOR LIVING, SORRY FOR BEING BORN, SORRY FOR
BEING GERMAN, SORRY FOR FLUNKING SPAINSH, SORRY FOR ALL THE FALUTS AND
WRONGS I MAY OF DONE IN MY LIFE.  I'M NOT JESUS,AND I DO MAKE MISTAKES.
SORRY IF YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTAN AND DON'T BELIVE IN JESUS.  SORRY IF I
OFFENDED YOU. SORRY.  I WILL GO SLIT MY WRISTS NOW, TURN ON PRETTY HATE
MACHINE,SOMETHING I CAN NEVER HAVE, COCK A 45 PISTLE TO MY NECK,SHOOT
MYSELF, AND SUFFER FOR THE 30 MINUTES I HAVE BEFORE I DIE. 

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