Apparently this person posted the Neimun Markus Cookie Recipe, and he received some mail about it telling him that he was stupid for posting the recipe and that type of thing. This is about the third time that he has apolgised on the alt.consumers.free-stuff newsgroup. I'm starting to feel sorry for the poor guy. :-) -- Nick Newsgroups: alt.consumers.free-stuff Subject: COOKIE APOLOGY SORRY--I'LL SLIT MY WRISTS AND DIE CAUSE I ACCENTLY WRONGED YOU Date: 26 Aug 1995 04:55:39 GMT I'M SORRY!! SOMEONE ASKED ME TO POST THIS ARTICLE, IT'S NOT MY STORY!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT REALLY CAME FROM. SORRY FOR DOING ONE LITTLE SHIT THING TO PISS OFF ABOUT 3 PEOPLE. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING WAS WRONG.SO, SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY KEEP THOSE FLAMES OUT OF MY MAIL BOX, AND LEAVE ME ALONE. I WON'T POST ANYTHING TO THIS GROUP EVER AGAIN, EVEN THOUGH I AM AN EDITOR OF A FREE STUFF PAGE YOU PROBLY LIKE, I WON'T EVER POST ANY OFFERS HERE AGAIN. SORRY FOR BREATHING, SORRY FOR LIVING, SORRY FOR BEING BORN, SORRY FOR BEING GERMAN, SORRY FOR FLUNKING SPAINSH, SORRY FOR ALL THE FALUTS AND WRONGS I MAY OF DONE IN MY LIFE. I'M NOT JESUS,AND I DO MAKE MISTAKES. SORRY IF YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTAN AND DON'T BELIVE IN JESUS. SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU. SORRY. I WILL GO SLIT MY WRISTS NOW, TURN ON PRETTY HATE MACHINE,SOMETHING I CAN NEVER HAVE, COCK A 45 PISTLE TO MY NECK,SHOOT MYSELF, AND SUFFER FOR THE 30 MINUTES I HAVE BEFORE I DIE.
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