This is a list of various signs written in English around the world: In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing please do not read this notice. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During the time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is a big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest methodists. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today: no ice cream In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialists in women and other diseases. >From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want to just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. >From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When a passenger of food heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking Here speeching America >From a sign in a commercial parking lot, downtown San Francisco: All day $7.00. Free In-and-Out. A turf sign in Singapore: Expectoration upon grass and refuse upon grass and amble upon grass and glee upon notice may procure unfortunate backlash. Upon authority. In a Finnish hotel room: In case of fire, please stuff a towel under the door, and expose yourself at the window.
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