The Value of Proofreading

                                      
     ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed
 on the bottom of the box.)

 ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after
 heating

 ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body

 ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate
 machinery

 ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness

 ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning: keep out of children

 ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or
 outdoor use only.

 ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.

 ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts

 ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open
 packet, eat nuts.

 ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your
 hands.

 ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your
 favorite breakfast cereal?

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