ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning: keep out of children ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only. ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use. ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
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