There was this not too bright farmer whose pigs were not reproducing. Since he wanted more pigs, he called a vet and asked what he should do. The vet told him he should try artificial insemination. Not wanting to appear stupid, the farmer answered okay and hung up the phone. Unclear on the meaning of artificial insemination, the farmer decided it must mean HE had to impregnate the pigs. So he loaded them all in his pickup, drove down to the woods and did them all. The next day he called the vet again, and asked how would he know if the pigs were pregnant. The vet told him they would be laying down rolling in the mud. But when he looked out the window, none of them were laying down. So he loaded them into his pickup again, drove them to the woods and did them all again. To his dismay, they were all standing the next morning. So again he loaded the pigs in his truck, drove them to the woods and did 'em all one more time. By the next morning the farmer was dead tired, so he asked his wife to look out the window and tell him what the pigs were doing. She said, "Hmmm, that's weird, they're all in the truck and one of them is blowing the horn."
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