World's Best Pick Up Lines

                                      
         1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
    2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and
       tell I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your
       mother and thank her.
    3. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle
       of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy
       answer in case they say "yes."]
    4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
    5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and
       take what I want?
    6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
       anyway.
    7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and
       spread the word.
    8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
    9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
       floor tomorrow morning.
   10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk around
       the room again?
   11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
   12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
   13. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
   14. Can I flirt with you?
   15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of
       buns.
   16. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you
       doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking
       to see if you're the right size.
   17. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
   18. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against
       me?
   19. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
   20. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
   21. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
   22. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
   23. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese
       alert!]
   24. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
   25. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
   26. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
   27. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
   28. So... How am I doin'?
   29. (Lick your finger, then touch you and your 'friend's' shoulder)
       How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet
       clothes?
   30. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
   31. Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
   32. That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you,
       I'd be coming, too.

33.  If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? 
34.  (Approaching a group) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
35.  (Give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready. 
36.  Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. 
37.  Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
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