Cheers...

                                      
  NORM PETERSON'S FAMOUS QUOTES

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     "Can I draw you a beer Norm?"
     "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."

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     "How's a beer sound Norm?"
     "I dunno.  I usually finish them before they get a word in."

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     "What's shaking Norm?"
     "All four cheeks and a couple of chins."

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     "What would you say to a nice beer Normie?"
     "Going Down?"

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     [Norm comes in depressed.  He just stands by the door with a sullen
     face.] [mutters] "Afternoon, everybody."
     "Norm!" [everyone cries out.]
     "What's new Normie?"
     "Terrorists, Sam.  They've taken over my stomach, and they're
     demanding beer."

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     "What'll it be Normie?"
     "Just the usual coach.  I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel."

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     "What would you say to a beer Normie?" "Daddy wuvs you."

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     "What'd you like Normie?"
     "A reason to live. Give me another beer."

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     "What'll you have Normie?"
     "Well I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever
     comes out of that tap."  "Oh, looks like beer, Norm."
     "Call me Mister Lucky."
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     "What'd you say Norm?"
     "Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer."

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     "What'd you say to a beer Norm?"
     "Hiya, sailor.  New in town?"

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     [coming in from the rain]"Evening everybody" [everybody]"Norm!"
     "Still pouring Norm?"
     "That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing."

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     "Whaddya say, Norm?"
     "Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink.  And down it goes."

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     "Hey Norm, How's the world been treating you?" "Like a baby treats a
     diaper."

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     "Would you like a beer Mr. Peterson?" "No, I'd like a dead cat in a
     glass."

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     "How's life treating you?"
     "It's not, Sammy, but you can."

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     "What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
     "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery.  Let's cut to the happy ending."

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     "Hey, Mr Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." "I know, and
     if she calls, I'm not here."

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     "Beer, Norm?"
     "Have I gotten that predictable?  Good."

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     "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
     "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"

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     Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?" "Yep, now let's
     get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?"

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     "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
     "Another layer for the winter, Wood."

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     "Whatcha up to Norm?"
     "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

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     "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
     "Poor."
     "I'm sorry to hear that."
     "No, I mean pour."

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     "How's life treating you Norm?"
     "Like it caught me sleeping with its' wife."

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     "Women, can't live with 'em.....pass the beer nuts."

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     "What's going down, Normie?"
     "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

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     "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
     "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one thirty."

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     "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
     "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk Bone
     underwear."

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     "What's the story Norm?"
     "Boy meets beer.  Boy drinks beer.  Boy meets another beer."

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     "How's about a beer, Norm?"
     "That's that amber sudsy stuff, right?  I've heard good things about
     it!"

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     "What's going on Mr Peterson?"
     "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? "A beer please, Woody."

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     "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?" "A little early isn't it,
     Woody?"
     "For a beer?"
     "No, for stupid Questions."

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     "When I go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather,
     not screaming in terror like the other three people in his car"

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