The Newfindlander

                                      
     A Newfie was going to Toronto on the Airplane and started talking
   to an Mainlander.
   
   
   Newfie: Lord Tundrin' Geeses Bye, What do you do for a livin'?
   Mainlander: Well, I'm a Psychoanalyst.
   Newfie: Psychoanalyst, What the Heck is that?
   Mainlander: It's hard to explain so I'll give you an example.
   
   
   Mainlander: Do you own a Fishtank?
   Newfie: Yes, I got a tank.
   Mainlander: Well, I bet you like fish then?
   Newfie: Yeah, I like fish.
   Mainlander: Well, if you like fish then you probably like the water.
   Newfie: Yeah, I love the water.
   Mainlander: Well, if you like the water, then you probably like to
   go to the beach.
   Newfie: I love to go the beach.
   Mainlander: I bet you like to look at girls in bikinis while you're
   at the beach.
   Newfie: You betcha.
   Mainlander: And as you're looking at girls on the beach I bet you
   think
   about taking them home and having your way with them.
   Newfie: Gosh, How did you know that?
   Mainlander: Well, that's what a Psychoanalyst is.
   Newfie: Oh.
   
   
   The Newfie was goin back to St. John's and started to talk to another
   Mainlander on the plane.
   
   
   Newfie: Hi, How ya doin?
   Mainlander: Oh, fine I guess.
   Newfie: I'm a Psychoanalyst.
   Mainlander: You're a Psychoanalyst?
   Newfie: Yeah, let me explain it to ya.
   
   
   Newfie: Do you own a fishtank?
   Mainlander: No.
   Newfie: What are ya!? Some kind of faggot?

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