A Newfie was going to Toronto on the Airplane and started talking to an Mainlander. Newfie: Lord Tundrin' Geeses Bye, What do you do for a livin'? Mainlander: Well, I'm a Psychoanalyst. Newfie: Psychoanalyst, What the Heck is that? Mainlander: It's hard to explain so I'll give you an example. Mainlander: Do you own a Fishtank? Newfie: Yes, I got a tank. Mainlander: Well, I bet you like fish then? Newfie: Yeah, I like fish. Mainlander: Well, if you like fish then you probably like the water. Newfie: Yeah, I love the water. Mainlander: Well, if you like the water, then you probably like to go to the beach. Newfie: I love to go the beach. Mainlander: I bet you like to look at girls in bikinis while you're at the beach. Newfie: You betcha. Mainlander: And as you're looking at girls on the beach I bet you think about taking them home and having your way with them. Newfie: Gosh, How did you know that? Mainlander: Well, that's what a Psychoanalyst is. Newfie: Oh. The Newfie was goin back to St. John's and started to talk to another Mainlander on the plane. Newfie: Hi, How ya doin? Mainlander: Oh, fine I guess. Newfie: I'm a Psychoanalyst. Mainlander: You're a Psychoanalyst? Newfie: Yeah, let me explain it to ya. Newfie: Do you own a fishtank? Mainlander: No. Newfie: What are ya!? Some kind of faggot?
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