Top 10 New McDonald's Meals

                                      
                                           
                   "New McDonald's Menu Items for Adults"
                                      
       As presented on the 05/15/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID
                                 LETTERMAN
                                      
   10. Happy Meal with Prozac
   9. Anatomically Correct McNuggets
   8. Arch Support Deluxe
   7. McMetamucil Shake
   6. Big Mac served in one of Pamela Anderson's old bras
   5. Egg McMuffin with hair plugs
   4. Large fries previously owned by Jackie O -- only $145,000
   3. Supersize 32-ounce Martinis
   2. Victoria's Secret Sauce
   1. Quarter Pounder with crack

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