Semper Fi

                                      
    A Marine Drill Sergeant, known for his insensitivity and tough
demeanor, during roll call one day ended his talk with, "Oh, by the
way, Kowalski, your mother died last night."

   A couple of weeks later, he told another troop in the same manner,
"Don't bother calling home this week Johnson, your house burned down
last night and killed your entire family."

   Word of these incidents leaked to the Commanding Officer, who called
in Sergeant Pyrczkovich and counseled him, instructing him to be a bit
more sensitive to the men.

   So, after receiving news of the death of Private Lazinsky's
grandmother, he decided to try another ploy.  "Okay, men.  Everyone
whose grandmother is still alive, take one step forward.  Not so fast,
Lazinsky....."

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