-- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. -- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. -- Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. -- You can't trust dogs to watch your food. -- Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. -- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. -- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. -- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. -- School lunches stick to the wall. -- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. -- The best seat in the house.... Daddy's lap.
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