Jesus, hanging on the cross, says "Peter, come here". Peter, thinking he is about to receive a profound religious truth, tries to go to Jesus but Roman soldiers push him back. Again Jesus summons, "Peter, come here". Peter tries to, but Roman soldiers again push him away. Jesus summons a third time, "Peter come here". Peter gathers all of his strength and finally breaks through. Bleeding from several lance wounds, Peter says "Yes, Master?". Jesus looks upon Peter and says "I can see your house from here!"
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