Jesus on the Cross

                                      
    Jesus, hanging on the cross, says "Peter, come here".  Peter, thinking he is
about to receive a profound religious truth, tries to go to Jesus but Roman
soldiers push him back.

Again Jesus summons, "Peter, come here".  Peter tries to, but Roman soldiers
again push him away.

Jesus summons a third time, "Peter come here".  Peter gathers all of his
strength and finally breaks through.  Bleeding from several lance wounds,
Peter says "Yes, Master?".

Jesus looks upon Peter and says "I can see your house from here!"

Next Joke

Back to Joke Index

Back to Indigo Org