Children's Letters to God

                                      

  Dear GOD,
    Who draws the lines around the countries?
    -Nan

  Dear GOD,
    What does it mean You are a Jealous God?  I thought You had
    everything.
    -Jane

    Dear GOD,
    In school they told us what You do.
    Who does it when You are on vacation?
    -Jane

    Dear GOD,
    Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
    -Lucy

    Dear GOD,
    Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling
 words
     in the house?
    -Anita

    Dear GOD,
    Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
 accident?
    -Norma

    Dear GOD,
    Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why
 don't
     You just keep the ones You have now?
    -Jane

    Dear GOD,
    I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that
 okay?
    -Neil

    Dear GOD,
    Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because
 if
     you did, then I'm going to fix my brother!
    -Darla

    Dear GOD,
    Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
    -Joyce

    Dear GOD,
    It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some

     things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope
 You
     will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I am not going to tell
 you who I am)

    Dear GOD,
    Why is Sunday school on Sunday?
    I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
    -Tom L.

    Dear GOD,
    Please send me a pony.
    I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
    -Bruce

    Dear GOD,
    If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything
 you want except my money or my chess set.
    -Raphael

    Dear GOD,
    My brother is a rat.  You should give him a tail.  Ha ha.
    -Danny

    Dear GOD,
    Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had
 their own rooms.   It works with my brother.
    -Larry

    Dear GOD,
    I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much

     hair all over.
    -Sam

    Dear GOD,
    I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
    -Ruth M.

    Dear GOD,
    I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole

     world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do
 it.
    -Nan

    Dear GOD,
    If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
     -Mickey D.

    Dear GOD,
    I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
    Love, Chris

    Dear GOD,
    We read Thomas Edison made light.  But in school they said You did
 it.
     So I bet he stoled your idea.
    Sincerely, Donna

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