Free Beer!

                                      
     A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over
  the bar: FREE BEER FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
  So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
 
  Bartender:  "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of
  pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face
  while doing it.  SECOND, there's a 'gator out back with a sore
  tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands.  THIRD, there's
  a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm.  You gotta make things
  right for her.
  Man:  Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it.  You 
  have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and they get
  crazier from there.
 

  Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez
  zat teeqeelah?"  He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands,
  and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.
  Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear
  the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
  The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and
  big scratches all over his body.
  "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

 

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