Final Exams

                      DUKE PROFESSOR CATCHES CHEATERS


Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion
years by Professor Bonk (really),and his course is semi-affectionately 
known as "Bonkistry." He has been around forever, so I wouldn't put it
past him to come up with something like this.
Anyway, one year there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry
and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs,
ect., such that going into the final they had a solid A. These two friends
were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals 
week (even though the Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go up
to UVirginia and party with some friends up there. So they did this and
had a great time. However, with their hangovers and everything, they 
overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early 
Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, what they did was to
find Professor Bonk after the final and explain to him why they missed
the final. They told him thay they went up to UVa for the weekend, and
had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire
on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long
time and so were late getting back to campus. Bonk thought this over and
then agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The two
guys were elated and relieved.
So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that
Bonk had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of
them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first 
problem, Which was something simple about molarity and solutions and was
worth 5 points. "Cool" they thought, "this is going to be easy." They
did that problem and then turned the page. They were unprepared, however,
for what they saw on the next page. It said:

 (95 points) Which tire?

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