> A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The
> wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
> the party and have a good time. Being the devoted husband, he protested,
> but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to
> bed. She told him there was no need for him to miss the fun.
> So he took his costume and away he went.
> The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain,
> and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Because hubby
> did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some kicks
> watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not around.
> She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
> the dance floor. He was dancing with every nice chick he could, and
> copping a feel here and taking a little kiss there.
> His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
> left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new "action".
> She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
> husband.Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
> agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
> Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped out, went home and put
> the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
> would have for his notorious behavior.She was sitting up reading when he
> came in, and she asked him what he had done.
> He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
> you're not there."
> Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
> He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got to
> the party, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den
> and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy that I loaned
> my costume to sure had one helluva time!"
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