This fellow comes home from church sporting a lovely black eye. His bed ridden wife who, due to her illness was unable to accompany her husband to church, says to her beloved "How did you get the black eye honey, you must have done something terribly wrong to get a black eye in church !" The husband answers "Not really, honey, what happened was this : As we all stood up to sing a hymn, I noticed that the lady standing in front of me was wearing a lovely silk dress that, as she stood up, had become wedged in her behind. It looked very unconfortable, not to mention funny so to save her any embarrasment I reached out and pulled it out from between her cheeks. I have no idea what she must have thought I was doing 'cause she turned around and punched me in the eye". After having a quiet chukle over her husband's faux pas the lady admonished him for being so indelicate and let the matter rest. The following Sunday, the lady, still at home sick , the husband returned from church, once again sporting a lovely black eye. Upon being asked what had occured, the following explanation was given: "Once again we stood up to sing hymns when the same lady, wearing the same dress stood up and once again with her dress unashamedly wedged tightly in her bum. This idiotic fellow who was standing right next to me, reached out and did just what I did the previous week and pulled the dress free from its unusual position. From last week's unfortunate episode I knew the lady did not like the dress pulled out so I tucked it back in !"
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