Chicken Wire

                                      
      An old man sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana at 0600
 watching thesun rise sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying
 something big under his arm.
 
 He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

 Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."

 Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

 Boy says "Catch some chickens."

 Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens 
 with chicken wire!"

 Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

 That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the 
 old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken 
 wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.

 Same time next morning the old man is out watching the 
 sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something 
 kind of round in his hand.

 Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

 Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."

 Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

 Boy says back "Catch me some ducks."

 Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck
 tape!"

 Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

 That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to 
 the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled 
 roll of duck tape with about
 35 ducks caught in it.

 Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by 
 carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy 
 on the end.  
 Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

 Boy says "It's a pussy willow."

 Old man says "I'll get my hat."

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