The Cat Joke

                                      
     >A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called
>her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the
>vet pronounced the dog dead.
>
>"Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family pet.
>Isn't there anything else you can do?"
>
>The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we can do."
>He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a
>cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the
>dog.
>
>The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage.
>
>"Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your dog is dead."
>
>Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman
>sighed, "How much do I owe you?"
>
>"That will be $330." the vet replied.
>
>"I don't believe it!", screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost
>$330????"
>
>"Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the
>cat scan."
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