Top 10 Rejected James Bond Gadgets

                                      
     
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"Rejected James Bond Gadgets"

   As presented on the 11/20/95 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID
   LETTERMAN
   
   10. Glove-compartment Slurpee machine
   9. Super-itchy pants
   8. Stapler with hidden scotch-tape dispenser
   7. Self-cleaning Isotoner gloves
   6. Special implants that turn 007 into a 009, if you know what I mean
   5. Laser-action Flowbee
   4. More-realistic-than-usual rubber vomit
   3. Pepper grinder that dispenses a little too much pepper
   2. "Real killer"-detecting nine iron
   1. The Quiz Machine

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