The Bar

                                      

     A guy goes into a bar. He's sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when

    he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - there's nobody near him. He

    hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific."

    

    The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or

    something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the

    voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar.

    

    "Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "What's with the nuts?"

    

    "Oh," the bartender answers, "They're complimentary."



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