Top 10 Signs of a Bad Lawyer

                                      
    WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU MIGHT NEED A DIFFERENT LAWYER

 * You met him in prison.
 * During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
 * He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
 * When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each
 other.
 * He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
 * He tells you that he's never told a lie.
 * He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."
 * A prison guard is shaving your head

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